Sherlock.

shutupimagenius:

ukdrwatson:

I do not get jealous. 

YOU get jealous. 

JW

Oh, my mistake.  I must have imagined that murderous gleam in your eye when the waitress at the restaurant we went to yesterday gave me dessert that I didn’t even order.  Just like I must have subsequently imagined the fact that the busboy dropped that tray of dishes whilst staring at me.

My sincerest apologies, John.

SH

…

Yeah, well you chased off ALL of my girlfriends since I moved in with you.

JW