imwallpaper asked: I finally found you! I had a vision as a baby that you were my fairy godmother, and finally, you are here before me! For my first wish, I'd like to be an Avenger, please and thankyou. :-)

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Just when I thought the questions couldn’t get any stranger…

- JW

OOC: SHERLAWK IS YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER NOW. GO BOTHER HIM, JIGGINS. AND YOU CAN’T BE AN AVENGER, STUPID. I MEAN. DEAR HONEY SWEETIE-PIE SON. SORRY SON. 

eyesinlondon asked: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you two! And if you need help with crowd control at the wedding, us Irregulars are rather good at diverting unnecessary persons.

Thank you, Mia, I appreciate that very much. I don’t think Sherlock and I will be doing this somewhere very public, but I’ll keep your offer in mind. We’ll probably have some sort of reception afterward, and you’re more than welcome to come along as well. You can keep Wiggins company, if nothing else, so he won’t become too bored around all these adults.

Cheers. - JW

wigginsseesyou asked: Congratulations, sir! I hope everything goes fantastically and you do not divorce or anything like that, both because it would cause the parties involved emotional pain, and because you two match up well and everything. Also, we'd all be sad. ~ Wiggins

Well, thank you, Wiggins. I don’t think Sherlock and I will cause each other any more or less emotional pain than we usually do. I would certainly hate to be the cause of sadness among you and the other Irregulars. And by the way, if we do have a reception after our hopefully small ceremony, you would be more than welcome to come. 

- JW

wigginsseesyou asked: Nothing to report yet, sir. We're trying to figure out this case Mr. Holmes said it was alright for us to have fun with. Are you two alright in Dartmoor? I've been reading your updates. Stuff seems pretty bad there. ~ Wiggins

We’re alright, Wiggins, but those infected with this illness are not. I’m still not sure what to make of it yet, but… it’s like they’ve been poisoned, almost. I’m not sure yet.

Look after things for us, while we’re gone.

- JW

wigginsseesyou asked: Do you dislike hobbits or something? Like, I understand you don't like to be called one - they're supposed to be much shorter than you, anyway - but are you alright with hobbits themselves? ~ Wiggins

Hello, Wiggins. I don’t have anything against hobbits, but I don’t really fancy being compared to one. Apparently there’s some sort of similarity between me and this hobbit in particular. Just because I go round with a freakishly tall man does not make me short. It just makes me normal and him abnormal, but then, we already knew that.

Irene says she hasn’t seen you around much lately. Everything going alright? Anything to report?

- JW

wigginsseesyou replied to your post: [TEXT]: I’m already outside your flat with Godfrey. I think it’s Wiggins’ turn to watch me today, perhaps we can coax him out to join us. -IA

You people can’t just talk about me and invite me places when I’m spying on you. ~ Wiggins

Well, too bad, we just did. Come on then, Wiggins - or am I going to have to order you?

- JW

askadler asked: [TEXT]: I'm already outside your flat with Godfrey. I think it's Wiggins' turn to watch me today, perhaps we can coax him out to join us. -IA

[TEXT]: Wiggins is more than welcome to join us.

He’s a good kid.

I’ll be right out.

- JW

Tea and company.

In an effort to keep myself distracted, I’m having tea with Irene, Wiggins, Mrs. Hudson and the Bakerstreet Irregulars. I’ll answer more of your questions a bit later.

Cheers.

- JW

wigginsseesyou asked: text: I got a strange message from Moriarty, sir.

[Text]: Yeah, I just saw it. Don’t know what it means yet, but… Sherlock isn’t answering my texts, AND he took my gun.

Just… stand by for more orders. - JW

Stoppit.

wigginsseesyou replied to your post: Your generosity always manages to astound me, Doctor. Thank you. Again. […] Oh. I think I left a bit of a lipstick stain on your cheek. A wet tissue will take care of that. Now that the children are gone, how about you, Wiggins, and I finish the rest of the tea by the fire? -IA

o_O ~ Wiggins

I don’t know what that means.

Come drink your tea, Wiggins.

- JW

askadler asked: Your generosity always manages to astound me, Doctor. Thank you. Again. [...] Oh. I think I left a bit of a lipstick stain on your cheek. A wet tissue will take care of that. Now that the children are gone, how about you, Wiggins, and I finish the rest of the tea by the fire? -IA

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Ah, right, that. Oh, well no - it’s fine. I’ll take care of it.

Not a word, Wiggins. It was just a kiss on the cheek.

You’re very welcome, Irene. 

Yes, right. We should do that, yes. Good.

- JW

wigginsseesyou asked: I... um, I'm glad everything worked out, sir. And that you brought her back. ~ Wiggins

Thanks, Wiggins. So am I. Do me a favor? Try not to let the other Irregulars overwhelm Miss Adler? She’ll be perfectly fine, she’s just a bit… malnourished. I want to make sure she has plenty of time to fully recover.

- JW

A Brief Phone Call Between Irene and Wiggins

askadler:

OOC: This follows the text conversation on Wiggins’ wall. READ FOR ADORABLE REASONS.

Wiggins Irregulars: Hello? Hello? Miss Adler?
askadler: Hello Wiggins. 
Wiggins Irregulars: Are you ok?
askadler: As fine as I can be living with a consulting criminal. My… It’s been so long since I’ve heard you. 

Is someone tracing this right now?
 Wiggins Irregulars: Yeah, I know, two months and seventeen days. Got An on it, tracing it as we speak. 
askadler: Impressive as always. Did you miss me?

 

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